Post 37: Survey Time!

Is smoking one of your turn offs?
YES, EVEN THOUGH I USED TO.

Do you like the song 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry?
HAHA, YES I DO. I THINK IT’S FUNNY.

Do you listen to your friend's advice when they give it to you?
YES. THEY GIVE AMAZING ADVICE.

What's the last kind of soup you ate?
BIG BROTHER MADE POTATO CORN CHOWDER LAST NIGHT AND HE, LAJA AND EJ CAME OVER FOR DINNER.

Does it gross you out when girls don't shave their legs/armpits?
A LITTLE. WHEN YOU CAN SEE IT FROM AFAR IT’S REALLY GROSS. SECOND DAY STUBBLE IS FINE.

What's so great about the Jonas Brothers?
I HAVE NO IDEA.

Do you like the rain?
NOPE.

Do you currently have a sunburn?
NOPE.

Could you eat nothing but grilled cheese for a week straight?
SURE.

Who's your favorite country singer?
SUGARLAND OR MIRANDA LAMBERT. IT’S A TIE.

What color was the last drink you consumed?
WHITE.

Have your parents told you that you couldn't hang out with a certain person?​
MUM TRIED TO TELL ME NOT TO HANG OUT WITH/DATE MR. SO WRONG (MY LAST BOYFRIEND). I DIDN’T LISTEN TO HER AND GOT SCREWED. I HATE IT WHEN MY MUM IS RIGHT.

Would you rather shave your head or dye your hair bright orange?
UMMM…ORANGE I GUESS.

Could you last an hour without talking?
YES. I HAVE. MANY TIMES.

Are more of your friends’ parents divorced or still married?
I THINK IT’S EQUAL.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT WAS ANOTHER JOBLESS MONDAY FOR ME.

What are you listening to right now?
THE TV. DADDY-0 IS WATCHING BIZARRE FOODS.

Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant?
YES. I ASKED MY MUM THE OTHER DAY WHAT SHE’D DO TO ME IF I TOLD HER I WAS PREGNANT.

SHE SAID SHE’D WAIT UNTIL THE BABY WAS BORN AND THEN BEAT THE STUPID OUTTA ME.

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
YES.

When was the last time you cried?
A LONG TIME. I RARELY CRY. ALTHOUGH MY NIECE MAKES ME TEAR UP SOMETIMES.
BECAUSE SHE’S SO AMAZING AND PERFECT.

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated?
HAHA…YES. HIS NAME WAS MR. SO WRONG.

Have any interesting conversations lately?
MOST OF MY CONVERSATIONS ARE INTERESTING. LIKE JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO I WAS TALKING TO THE ‘RENTS ABOUT HOW I DIDN’T LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS.
OH YES. RIVETING.

Who is the last person you shared a bed with?
UMMM…BOY OR GIRL? BOY: MR. SO WRONG; GIRL: UMMM…BABE I THINK OR EJ.

Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
DGP.

How do you feel right now?
BORED. FRUSTRATED. CRAMPY (THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD).

When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
YESTERDAY MAYBE.

Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
DEPENDS ON WHAT NEEDS FORGIVING. IT TOOK ME 19 YEARS TO FORGIVE THE JERK FROM MY CHILDHOOD WHO STOLE MY INNOCENCE.

Anything you're looking forward to?
HEARING BACK FROM THE THREE PLACES I APPLIED TO.

Have you ever punched a guy?
DO BROTHERS COUNT?

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
IDK. IF IT’S THE RELATIONSHIP I WANT THEN IT’LL BE A LONG, LONG DISTANCE ONE.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
NOT TATTOOS. I HAVE THREE. THAT’S GOOD FOR NOW. BUT I REALLY WANT A LITTLE RHINESTONE IN MY NOSE. BUT I HAVE NO MONEY. AND I’M NOT SURE HOW PROFESSIONAL IT LOOKS.

Do you have trust issues?
YEP. SEE MY ANSWER TO THE FORGIVENESS QUESTION FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

Are you open with your feelings to people?
NOT REALLY. I’M A PRETTY PRIVATE PERSON. ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY, REALLY CLOSE TO ME KNOW ME. THEY CAN USUALLY GUESS HOW I’M FEELING.

Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to in person?
NO. I HONESTLY DON’T HATE ANYONE.

What is your current annoyance?
JOBLESSNESS AND LACK OF INCOME.

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
EWWW…KETCHUP’S GROSS.

Do you want to get married?
VERY MUCH SO.

Last person you blocked on MySpace?
NOBODY BUT I DID DELETE MR. SO WRONG.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
TOO MANY.

Last person who texted you?
DADDY-O.

Have you ever cried while in the shower?
YES. IF I NEED TO CRY THAT’S THE PLACE I’LL DO IT.

Do you believe in true love?
YES.

When was the last time you were disappointed?
HMMM…I DON’T REMEMBER. IT WAS PROBABLY IN MYSELF THOUGH.

What kind of pants are you wearing right now?
WHITE SOCCER SHORTS.